The Christmas Fraud

I stood in the “Book Nook” in Monroe, Michigan, the other day, perusing their huge assortment of Christmas books for children. I’m mainly interested in the artwork, and have been known to purchase a children’s book just for that reason.

Other than the Nativity of our Lord, the two most common themes of these books were Dickens’ “Christmas Carol” and “The Night Before Christmas” by Clement Clarke Moore.

You probably have a copy of that poem in your home somewhere. It’s as ubiquitous in this season of the year as decorated trees and jingling bells. But there is something vastly wrong with it.

That poem–“The Night Before Christmas” (also known as “A Visit From Saint Nicholas”)–is a fraud.

No matter how many book covers say otherwise, Clement Clarke Moore did not write it.

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A Love Note to New Orleans and its Saints

We were in seminary and living in this city in 1967 when New Orleans was granted a franchise in the National Football League. A year or two earlier, I had worked at Tulane Stadium when the Chicago Bears and Detroit Lions (I’m pretty sure) played an exhibition game here to whet our appetites. I sold ice cream for Brown’s Velvet Dairy that night and still recall the enthusiasm of the crowd.

When we were awarded a team, the city went bonkers. A contest was held to come up with a name. Someone suggested SAINTS and had each letter stand for something, like Strength, Authenticity, Integrity–stuff like that. They played off the local anthem “When the Saints Go Marching In” which was (and is) played at most things around here.

In November of ’67, my family moved off to Greenville, Mississippi, to pastor Emmanuel Baptist Church. In those days of only three TV channels–and maybe one NFL game a week broadcast–we had one way of hearing the play-by-play, and that was to try to pick up WWL. Many a time, after Sunday dinner, I’d go outside and sit in the car and try to hear the game through the static.

Somehow I heard that middle linebacker Dave Simmons was a Christian and we flew him up to spend the weekend with our church, our youth, and–yep–our pastor. Dave and Sandy and I later were members of FBC Jackson MS together and came to a good relationship. He began King’s Arrow Ranch in South Mississippi for a ministry. Dave is in Heaven, but the ranch goes forward.

All of this is to say I’m a charter member of the Who Dat Nation. And now…after over 40 years of disappointments, hopes fueled and hopes dashed, after some of the sorriest coaches on the planet, after teams that were so bad fans wore bags over their heads and called themselves the Aints–after all that, now this.

Oh, Lordy, it’s sweet.

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