“You’re putting me on, right?”
“I’m telling you the truth. I want you to send out a letter to all the pastors telling them that from now on, I am their lord and I will give them instructions on how to do their job.”
“And how long have you had these delusions?”
“Ever since I got that letter from Pastor Sam Hickson over at Calvary-Industrial Church fussing at me because I was not at the community prayer walk he scheduled that Saturday a couple of weeks ago. He was really blistering.”
“Yeah. I thought it was a little over the top.”
“Over the top! He was banishing me to the nether regions because I didn’t buy into his agenda.”
“I don’t think it was that bad. And it wasn’t just you.”
“Well, I don’t mean I’m taking it personally, like he was attacking just me. I assume he sent the letter out to all the pastors.”
“You’re the third one this week who says he’s gotten the letter. The others feel about like you do.”
“So, what are you going to do about it? You’re the director of missions!”
“Let me make a note of that.”
“You know what I’m saying. You need to do something about Sam. He’s ruining the fellowship of the pastors and besides, think of the presumption of what he did–schedule an event and then make it a matter of loyalty whether we show up or not.”
“I don’t plan to do anything. I’m not his Lord. And, frankly, you’re not either. Let’s let the Lord take care of him.”
“Well. I guess so. It just ticked me off is all.”
“Bobby, do you have a few minutes?”
“Sure. What do you have in mind?”
“There’s another pastor in our association I’d like to get your input on.”
“Another loose cannon, huh? Shoot. What’s up with this one?”