(This first ran on this website in 2011. I’m reposting it with minor editing and tweaking.)
I’m a sucker for a great beginning of a book.
Here is how Kelly Gallagher kicked off his outstanding work Teaching Adolescent Writers:
You’re standing in a large field minding your own business when you hear rumbling sounds in the distance. The sounds begin to intensify, and at first you wonder if it is thunder you hear approaching. Because it’s a beautiful, cloudless day you dismiss this notion. As the rumbling sound grows louder, you begin to see a cloud of dust rising just over the ridge a few yards in front of you. Instantly, you become panicked because at that exact moment it dawns on you that the rumbling you’re hearing is the sound of hundreds of wild bulls stampeding over the ridge. There are hordes of them and they are bearing down right on top of you. They are clearly faster than you and there is no time to escape. What should you do? Survival experts recommend only one of the following actions:
–A) Lying down and curling up, covering your head with your arms.
–B) Running directly at the bulls, screaming wildly and flailing your arms in an attempt to scare them in another direction
–C) Turning and running like heck in the same direction the bulls are running (even though you know you can’t outrun them)
–D) Standing completely still; they’ll see you and run around you
—E) Screaming bad words at your parents for insisting on a back-to-nature vacation in Wyoming
Gallagher, who teaches high school in Anaheim, California, says experts recommend C. “Your only option is to run alongside the stampede to avoid being trampled.”
Then, being the consummate teacher, he applies the great attention-grabbing beginning: “My students are threatened by a stampede–a literacy stampede.”
He adds, “If students are going to have a fighting chance of running with the bulls, it is obvious that their ability to read and write effectively will play a pivotal role.”
Illinois high school teacher Judy Allen, wife of Pastor Jim Allen of Palmyra, gave me her copy of Gallagher’s book when she saw how fascinated I was with it. I’m grateful.
As the grandfather of eight intelligent, wonderful young people, I am most definitely interested in their being able to “run with the bulls.” But my concern on this blog, as readers have figured out by now, is for pastors and other church leaders who are trying to find their greatest effectiveness.
I hear veteran pastors say, “When I retire, I’m going to go to the mountains (or the beach) and write my memoirs.”