It’s a nice feeling being exonerated.
The notice from the library warned that my book was overdue by several weeks. The next note some days later announced that if the book was not returned, the fine would be $5 and I would have to pay to replace it, something like $21. I searched high and low, and even went on line to find out if the book in question was one I had actually read. It was. Margaret called the office Friday and said, “The library just phoned about that book.” I said, “I don’t know where it is. I went through the trunk of the car today and I just don’t have it.” I went to my favorite internet source and ordered a copy of the book for eight bucks, brand new, and then wondered if the library would let me replace it.
Monday afternoon on my way home from the office, I drove by the library. The man was extremely nice and I was not upset, I’m happy to report. I paid the fine, but was still flustered. Where was that book? The librarian was patient and agreed to help me run this down. He said, “We only have one copy of that book and we’re showing it out, of course.” I said, “Do you mind if I check.” Two minutes later I brought him the book. It was on their shelves all the time. Someone replaced it in the stacks without checking it back in through the computer.
“Is my record clear now?” I asked, as he returned the five dollar bill. “All clear,” he said, and proved it by turning the monitor around for me to read.
To satisfy my curiosity, I asked if they would have let me donate a brand new copy of that book to replace the missing one so I would not have to shell out 21 dollars. “No,” he said, “we used to allow that. But they changed the policy.”
I honestly cannot recall the last time I was ever accused of something I didn’t actually do. It’s such a nice feeling beating the rap, I might try that again.
One of our co-workers got a speeding ticket today. Doing 50 in a 35 mph zone. “I just wasn’t paying attention,” he said.
Wonder if that would work, for me to be accused of speeding and then to prove I wasn’t. Probably not. The evidence is all on the side of the guy with the radar gun.
Did I ever tell you about the time Thom Brett and I beat such a rap? In court, even.