“What do you mean, you don’t know the Bible?”
“Just that. I mean I do not know anything of significance about it. I don’t know how it all fits together. I don’t know how we got it. I can’t even recite the books in order.”
“A lot of people can’t do that. I have trouble with some of the minor prophets myself.”
“I’m serious. I’ve been a Christian since I was 11 and a member of a Baptist church for 30 years. I’m a deacon in our church, a choir member, and I’m there at least two times a week. If you figure a hundred sermons a year, I suppose I must have heard over three thousand messages. And I’m still pitifully ignorant of God’s word.”
“And you are determined to do something about it? Is that what brought you to my office?”
“Let’s just say I’m not satisfied with this situation. I don’t actually know what to do or where to start.”
“What have you done so far?”
“Other than come tell you? I joined a Sunday School class. Everyone says that’s the way to learn the Bible. But it didn’t work for me.”
“How come?”
“It could just be the teacher. Or maybe it’s the literature. You know, it’s pretty elementary.”
“You know why, don’t you? It’s written for people who don’t know their Bibles.”
“Like me.”
“And the poor teacher, trying to get across the deeper meanings of God’s word to people who never seem to grow in their understanding–well, it can be pretty discouraging.”
“You described me there. I’m like a fellow I used to know in high school. He came to school all the time, but never seemed to learn anything. He failed the seventh grade several years in a row, and finally, he just decided to promote himself. I figure the teachers and principal knew he would eventually drop out, because no one stopped him. So, when I was in the 7th grade, he was there for the third time. Next year, he went up to the 8th grade with us. And the year after that, the 9th grade. But he wasn’t promoted to any of them. Then, one day he quit coming.”
“And that feels like what you’ve been doing?”
“It’s exactly what I’ve been doing–coming to class and never learning and getting promoted year after year.”
Long pause.
“Anyway,” he said, “I want to do something about this. I’m ready to change.”
I said, “Have you talked to your pastor about this?”
“In some ways, he’s part of the problem.”